discoccult:

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damnit

(via splders)

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holyghoul:

im just a human bean

(Source: holybae, via sniffing)

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shavingryansprivates:

i dont actually know what any of your icons are i just recognize the colors and patterns

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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ridge:

blackkesha:

africanaquarian:

Fuck y’all omg

Nigga?nigga.

BYEYYEYEYEYEYEYEEEEEEEEEEEE

breakingbag:

yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out

(via pizza)

265,886 notes

mydogsnokes:

There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out

(via fake-mermaid)

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accusors:

adding dude to the beginning of any sentence can make it sound so much more dramatic than it really is

(Source: dukh, via guccier)

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furfrouprincess:

seat’s taken

jaclcfrost:

idk why wearing someone else’s shirt or sweater or jacket is so satisfying and comforting but it is

(via rowanqueenofscots)

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larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

(via bastille)

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poetic:

is it just me or do you think it’d be helpful if they showed a model in the size you were looking for when you’re trying to shop online, like yes that looks great in size small but what about the other sizes 

(via hate)

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