jotunheimrs:

this is possibly the most important photo i have ever taken in my life

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via guccier)

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rnike:

How about being stabbed

thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

(via pursuitofhapppinessss)

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rneerkat:

wearing an outfit you like can make a day 10x better

(via pizza)

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hungarian:

if u rub your boobs together it will start a fire

(via hate)

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larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

(via fake-mermaid)

256,341 notes

catkarth:

that girl you just called a scene? she’s a god damn arms race.

(via hamsales)

36,135 notes

instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

(via oknope)

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