1 time in my english class there was a fly going around the room and it was annoying everyone and it came over to my desk and i caught it with my hand and like 15 ppl started clapping but i couldn’t get up to throw it in the trash because i had a boner
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore
My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes
but actually, this is my life exactly.
I have 4 personalities:
1. When I’m alone
2. When I’m around friends
3. When I’m around my parents
4. When I’m around someone I like