just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude
people might not want to be called dude
you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise
I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.
watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care
Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?
my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date
does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily?
hot people are so lucky im so pissed
making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again
the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told
Wow hey look, it’s my life summed up in one run on sentence.
That shit was funny teach!
single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn
being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords
"make up is false advertisement!"
"i view women as products"