snapchatting:

my life would probably get 2 notes

(Source: snapchatting, via oknope)

253,462 notes

Anonymous asked: Is there anything you strongly regret??

perks-of-being-chinese:

17,608 notes
patbaer:

Caught sleeping by the PRESIDENT.

framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

(via humorcat)

208,524 notes

disappears:

wish i could have someone to be adorable with 

(via fake-mermaid)

52,631 notes

urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

(Source: secyass, via baracknobama)

90,123 notes

amysfall:

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

(via cybergasms)

590,121 notes